if i can’t find a man who’ll love me in spite of my love handles and ethnic ambiguity, then i don’t want a man.
everything you see i owe to spaghetti.
mediocreMayme
it's like amy, but with an 'm'. Mayme.@mediocreMayme
- his first words after the cinnamon challenge: 'i'm pretty sure this is what it feels like to bump a line of cocaine.' 1 day ago
- i just made my brother do the cinnamon challenge. troll level: god tier. 1 day ago
- Green tea pancakes and nutella courtesy of my beautiful @Ashton205. Be jealous that your friends aren't this awesome. http://t.co/LOYteZkI 1 day ago
- watching a live stream of kittens and reading a laboratory on practical crystallography is a perfectly reasonable way to spend an evening. 2 days ago
- good life advice: don't ask questions that you're not entirely sure you want to know the answers to. 2 days ago
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