hi, it’s mayme
sorry it’s taken me so long, things have been a bit crazy but i won’t bore you with the details
and sorry for the long load on this one, i think it’s worth it though
housekeeping
6 down, shameful (13)
discreditable
yes, i’m proud of myself
yes, i crossword
I originally called this post ‘calico’ cause i meant to post it in fashion week and that’s what i came up with. Oopsmuch?.. at least i was thinking of you?
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disclaimer: some of this gets pretty explicit, consider yourself warned.
the alphabet of some of the coolest slang and internet acronyms ever
A is for asdf
asdf:
1. Usually a mannerism for displaying frustration (e.g. what the heck)
2. four letters on the home row struck by the left pinky, ring,middle, index finger (respectively)
B is for Brian Boitano
C is for Cooties
Cooties:
Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as “STDs.”
D is for DJM
E is for Epic Fail
epic fail:
A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.
F is for FTW
FTW:
Commonly used among geeks to express their enthusiasm for something, especially in IRC.
G is for GTFO
GTFO:
An acronym for Get The Fuck Out.
1. Can be an expression of excitement for something really extrodinary, including doubt of its existence.
2. Used to tell noobs off or shut them up.
3. An expression for physically leaving a place with no disclosure to members of the place.
H is for Holla
Holla:
1. A way for a ‘brotha’ to say he wants to get in your pants
2. A pimp ass way of saying ‘what up’
3. May be used to end a conversation
I is for i’m just sayin’
i’m just sayin’:
A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.
J is for Jazz
Jazz:
‘If you gotta ask, you’ll never know.’ – Louis Armstrong
K is for Kenya
L is for L337
L337:
politeness is being able to speak l337 speak but having the sense and intelligence to talk like a normal person
M is for Maddox
Maddox:
Owner and writer of “The Best Page In The Universe”. Real name George Ouzounian, Writes highly controversial, unconventional, and impractical work that is occasionally hilarious. Has many people that view his work daily ‘Friends Of Maddox’ and many protestors ‘mothers against maddox.’
N is for Norris, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He could kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds.
when God said, “let there be light.” Chuck Norris said,”say please.”
O is for Orly?
Orly?:
A phrase coined on the internet; mainly used to indicate sarcasm or acknowledgement of obviousness. It’s also used as a verbal equivalent to the body language of the ‘raised eyebrow’.
P is for Pwn
Pwn:
Perfect ownage. Flawless victory. Schooled. Lesson taught. Owned beyond conventional words, and so excited about it, that you misspelled ‘own’. Usually proceeds ‘noob’.
Q is for Quail-Man
Quail-Man:
Any person who solves problems through non-violent means, usually by making a rowdy person feel “helpless and stupified.”
Originated from the Nick TV show Doug, in which Quail-Man fought evil with patience, intelligence, speed, and the “Quail-Eye.”
R is for ROFL
ROFL:
ROFL is an internet acronym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
ROFL can be merged with other acronyms to created super l33t acronyms that “r0×0r y0ur b0×0rs” per se. Some examples of the merged acronyms are as follows:
ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography
or
ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles
S is for Social Plagiarism
Social Plagiarism:
When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they received or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information.
i’m gonna take this opportunity to point out, that i got a lot of help from urbandictionary.com and youtube when compiling this one, y’know, if you didnt already figure, no, i wasn’t just suggesting you’re slow.
T is for Textrovert
Textrovert:
Someone who is brave and bold in texts, emails and instant messages, but meek and mild in person
U is for Uggs
Uggs:
Boots with suede outsides and sheepskin insides. Usually used in snowy and cold regions, but now is associated with miniskirts and beach towns.
V is for Voluntold
Voluntold:
Forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you, usually by a parent or a employer.
W is for Word
Word:
A versatile declaration, possibly originating in hip-hop culture.
“Word” has no single meaning, but is used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, agreement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.
Its usage amongst it’s youthful demographic has been parodied among clueless suburban whites.
X is for Xylophone
Xylophone:
1. the only word anyone can ever think of on the spot when asked ‘what word begin with x?’
2. the area of the sternum and ribs that is clearly visible when a woman, usually a Hollywood celebrity loses too much weight.
Y is for YouTube
Z is for Zerbert
Zerbert:
“creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.” –Bungalow Bill
no, i didn’t make it up.
enjoy you guys, hope i’ll be back soon.
take it easy!
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